Get ready for a sales pitch so weak it’s not even a pitch.

I have a CafePress store. They print shirts and hats and stuff after they are ordered. So it doesn’t cost me anything to have this “store.”

Theoretically, I make a buck or two off of each sale.

I hope this doesn’t constitute me selling out. If it does, it’s totally NOT worth a buck or two per sale!

All items are printed with, “Do you know the Cookie Man? I’m willing to talk about it.”

The idea is that I get attention (in addition to a buck or two) and you will hopefully find yourself talking to and meeting more strangers as a result of sporting this stuff.

I’m not counting on or expecting any of you to really buy this stuff, but I would get a kick out of it if you did.